Ode to Red Heads

This is what happens when you run out of things to write about.

-What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
*A really pissed off redhead with a yeast infection!
 
-What do you get when you mix a redhead, a battery and potato chips?
*A redhead who's Eveready and Frito-Lay.

- What's the true definition of a blonde?
*Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

-A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge.

 The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50.

 The redhead said "I can't take this, you're my friend".

 The blonde said "No. A bet's a bet".

 So the redhead said "Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money".

 "Well, so did I", said the blonde, "but I never thought he'd jump again!"

  

-What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?
*An interpreter.

-how do you get a redheads mood to change?

*wait 10 seconds

-Two men were talking.
One said: I'd love to be casseroled by a redhead.

"What's that mean?" his puzzled friend said, "Casseroled is a cooking
term, meaning to be done slowly for a long time."

The first man shrugged. "Exactly." he replied.

A redhead went out with a guy who said, "I'm going to make love to you like you've never been made love to before."
A half hour later the redhead plucked a feather from the pillow and stroked the man's head. He said, "What the heck are you doing?"
The redhead said, "Comparatively speaking, I'm beating up your brains."

-A redhead walks into the drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells, x-large condoms.
He replies, "Yes, we do, would you like to buy some?"
She replies, "No sir, but if you don't mind I'd like to hang out here until someone does."

-How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you? 
*She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl. 

-What did Raggedy Ann say to Pinnochio in the toy box?
*Tell the truth, tell a lie, tell the truth, tell a lie...

-Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it. 
 

 -Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
* Someone told them to a redhead