Before I moved to Chicago, I worked at this sales floor that sold internet coaching. Myself, and a few other girls tediously walked computer illiterate chaps through a long and vigorous online contract and then had to somehow get them to electronically sign it. Somehow. Needless to say after a year I felt like I needed a change. I am grateful for the job I have now, but the one thing that I still miss to this day, are the stories that my co worker and I would write to entertain ourselves on nights when we literally had NOTHING to do. I will periodically post them on my blog in the coming months with the first story below. Hope you enjoy.
Story Teller number 1: I.........AM..................
Story Teller Number 2: TELL ME ABOUT IT.
I feel like a worthless piece of shiz.
1: OK.... I AM SITTING HERE, DOING NOTHING
2: all i have done is made a save file and talked to random strangers on the phone.
1: ALREADY DONE THE FB THING...
5:24 PM I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CHARGE A CARD
1: LETS MAKE UP A STORY!
2: A story for what?
Out of Boredom?
5:25 PM 1: um sure
2: turn down your volume!
um sure? what else did you have in mind?
5:26 PM Once apon a time..there were 3 friends.
one had blue eyes one had green eyes and one had brown eyes
they liked each other.........
5:27 PM (your turn to add)
1: how much?
2: Well..they liked each other about as much as the spice girls liked each other
1: they were ALL high maintenence
5:28 PM 2: One day green eyes decided to have a spactacular picnic
5:29 PM 1: brown eyes was going to bring the wine!!(ha0yeah...)
5:30 PM 2: Blue eyes was going to bring the music/blankets/cheese sandwiches
1: green eyes can bring the.... fruit
2: But on the way to the picnic Blue Eyes Car runs out of gas (As USUAL)
5:33 PM 1: brown eyes got ran over by a car crossing at a pedestian crosswalk by a horse and buggie...
2: Green eyes decided to take the Bus...but it got a flat tire. So Nobody made it to the picnic.
Brown eyes miraculously survived the horse and Buggie Accident.
5:34 PM But she had to ride on a scooter cause it crushed her leg
Also She Suddenly turned into a unicorn because she is allergic to horses.
5:35 PM 1: only at night of corse
like an ogre
2: Blue eyes only TOLD brown and eyes and green eyes that he car ran out of gas..
but what really happened was that she had to go to a secret meeting in the caves of provo for the CIA
Cause she's a bad ass.
5:36 PM So missing the picnic was no big deal to her because she saved 25 bears from eating bad malfunctioned experimental fish
5:37 PM (OKAY FINE I WILL CONTINUE)
Green eyes decided that she would take the bus because there was a really good looking guy on there that she had been secretly stalking.
5:38 PM So it wasn't a big deal that the tired went flat because she spent 3 hours sitting there getting to know the back of his head.
1: meanwhile green eyes was busy banging her husband in the bus that got a flat tire...
2: Except he was secretly GAY
The moral of the story THUS far..is that picnics are dangerous.
5:39 PM Later during the week..............