Story Time 1.1

Before I moved to Chicago, I worked at this sales floor that sold internet coaching. Myself, and a few other girls tediously walked computer illiterate chaps through a long and vigorous online contract and then had to somehow get them to electronically sign it. Somehow. Needless to say after a year I felt like I needed a change. I am grateful for the job I have now, but the one thing that I still miss to this day, are the stories that my co worker and I would write to entertain ourselves on nights when we literally had NOTHING to do. I will periodically post them on my blog in the coming months with the first story below. Hope you enjoy.


Story Teller number 1: I.........AM......................SO .........................BORED!!!

 Story Teller Number 2: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

  I feel like a worthless piece of shiz.

 1: OK.... I AM SITTING HERE, DOING NOTHING

 2: all i have done is made a save file and talked to random strangers on the phone.

 1: ALREADY DONE THE FB THING...

5:24 PM I HAVE ATTEMPTED TO CHARGE A CARD

 2: haha

 1: LETS MAKE UP A STORY!

 2: A story for what?

  Out of Boredom?

5:25 PM 1: um sure

 2: turn down your volume!

  um sure? what else did you have in mind?

5:26 PM Once apon a time..there were 3 friends.

  one had blue eyes one had green eyes and one had brown eyes

  they liked each other.........

5:27 PM (your turn to add)

 1: how much?

 2: Well..they liked each other about as much as the spice girls liked each other

  so Sisters.

 1: they were ALL high maintenence

5:28 PM 2: One day green eyes decided to have a spactacular picnic

  ...

5:29 PM 1: brown eyes was going to bring the wine!!(ha0yeah...)

5:30 PM 2: Blue eyes was going to bring the music/blankets/cheese sandwiches

 1: green eyes can bring the.... fruit

  um k

 2: But on the way to the picnic Blue Eyes Car runs out of gas (As USUAL)

5:33 PM 1: brown eyes got ran over by a car crossing at a pedestian crosswalk by a horse and buggie...

 2: Green eyes decided to take the Bus...but it got a flat tire. So Nobody made it to the picnic.

  Brown eyes miraculously survived the horse and Buggie Accident.

5:34 PM But she had to ride on a scooter cause it crushed her leg

  (Surprise Surprise)

  Also She Suddenly turned into a unicorn because she is allergic to horses.

5:35 PM 1: only at night of corse

  course

  like an ogre

 2: Blue eyes only TOLD brown and eyes and green eyes that he car ran out of gas..

  but what really happened was that she had to go to a secret meeting in the caves of provo for the CIA

  Cause she's a bad ass.

5:36 PM So missing the picnic was no big deal to her because she saved 25 bears from eating bad malfunctioned experimental fish

5:37 PM (OKAY FINE I WILL CONTINUE)

  Green eyes decided that she would take the bus because there was a really good looking guy on there that she had been secretly stalking.

5:38 PM So it wasn't a big deal that the tired went flat because she spent 3 hours sitting there getting to know the back of his head.

 1: meanwhile green eyes was busy banging her husband in the bus that got a flat tire...

 2: Except he was secretly GAY

  The moral of the story THUS far..is that picnics are dangerous.

5:39 PM Later during the week..............

  (your turn)