IF by some small chance there is someone out there that looks, or talks, or is as buff as, or has stubble like, or is as charming in real life as, or is as packing as, or is as sexy as, and is actually single, and actually finds tall amazonian blonds attractive, and is LDS and wants someone EXACTLY like me, and is a good kisser, and is taller than 5'10. IF ANY of the above attributes are anything like THIS GUY:
Then PLEASE! for the love of all things natural and good and sexy! Oh PLEASE SWEET MOTHER OF PEARL! SEND HIM MY WAY!
Love, THER.
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